January 2012
I just used non-dairy coffee creamer to chase...
Thank you very much, I’ll be here all night. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Reblog with your computer/laptop's name
cptprocrastination:
thesilverfeatheredraven:
championofpitfalls:
deliciouskaek:
sinsario:
princeichi:
lunasumerin:
kitsaria:
disruptedoriginal:
Flynn.
Arcee
Adelaide
Delilah
God thinks.
Element Kae
fustercluck.
Sigrun!
Yeah doing it again. Current Lappy: Heavyarms. Old Lappy: Epyon. Desktop: Wing zero, Old Desktop: Nataku. Hard Drive: Deathscythe Future Computer:...
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Two things
amandakitswell:
I absolutely freaking love Mr. Bingley’s laugh in the 2005 Pride & Prejudice. It’s so awkwardly adorable, and so is he.
My mother has offered me wine coolers to celebrate the New Year in twenty or so minutes. This pleases me. She has been uncommonly kind to me lately. >.> Am I dying?
That’s something I can get behind. Yeup
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diddlesandaprostates:
frikadeller:
captainbutts:
aesthel:
captainbutts:
why can’t i find any good pictures of fenris’s legs
what a lovely angle
DEM ELVHEN THIGHS
HNNNNGh
DAT BULGE
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the-smartass:
mediocrememory:
the-smartass:
mediocrememory:
the-smartass:
the-tevinter-fugitive:
the-smartass replied to your post: I don’t like being called ignorant.
……..What happened?
I compared the extinction of his people, with that of the humans.
…He was not happy, said I was ignorant of the devastation.
And I regret it.
Huh, I don’t remember that being a dialogue option.
...
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the-smartass:
mediocrememory:
the-smartass:
the-tevinter-fugitive:
the-smartass replied to your post: I don’t like being called ignorant.
……..What happened?
I compared the extinction of his people, with that of the humans.
…He was not happy, said I was ignorant of the devastation.
And I regret it.
Huh, I don’t remember that being a dialogue option.
Silly Wrex. Ah, I remember his...
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the-smartass:
the-tevinter-fugitive:
the-smartass replied to your post: I don’t like being called ignorant.
……..What happened?
I compared the extinction of his people, with that of the humans.
…He was not happy, said I was ignorant of the devastation.
And I regret it.
Huh, I don’t remember that being a dialogue option.
Silly Wrex. Ah, I remember his dialogues. There was a reason I...
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antivan-milkshake:
She’s alive. I am so happy and I might not know her, but I’m just glad that girl is safe. I wish her everything good in this World! You’re loved sweetie.
Fenris: ((why do I have Mr. Roboto stuck in my head?))
Carver: (( because you touch yourself at night))
Fenris: ((I certainly do))
Carver: (( damnit it's in my head now too))
Le tired
penguinabominations:
BUT I MUST STAY AWAKE TO DRAW THE FIRST PORN OF THE YEAR.
HNNNNG IS IT GOING TO BE HOT? CAUSE I THINK I MOMENTARILY LOST BLADDER CONTROL AT THE THOUGHT OF YOUR PRON
Fenris: ((AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE))
Fenris: ((JUST TO BE THE ELF))
Fenris: ((WHO WALKS 1000 MILES))
Fenris: ((TO FALL DOWN AT YOUR DOOOOOOOR))
Carver: (( expect a mother of a foot rub after, bb))
Two sheets to the wind
Working on the third. This is quite amusing to me. Why do I become more eloquent when I am inebriated?
Between Breaths just came on ^///^
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Anyone wanna talk? I can't play Skyrim and I'm...
crowofnevermore:
mediocrememory:
crowofnevermore:
cptprocrastination:
mediocrememory:
crowofnevermore:
mediocrememory:
Hmm, currently I’m thinking of all the ways I keep myself from getting a hangover or getting sick. Buuut you’re awesome- I’m awesome. Care to take this relationship a bit further?
OBBY. Yes, please.
I shall gather the roses necessary to shower you in, why...
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Anyone wanna talk? I can't play Skyrim and I'm...
crowofnevermore:
cptprocrastination:
mediocrememory:
crowofnevermore:
mediocrememory:
Hmm, currently I’m thinking of all the ways I keep myself from getting a hangover or getting sick. Buuut you’re awesome- I’m awesome. Care to take this relationship a bit further?
OBBY. Yes, please.
I shall gather the roses necessary to shower you in, why don’t you go get ready before we...
Anyone wanna talk? I can't play Skyrim and I'm...
crowofnevermore:
mediocrememory:
Hmm, currently I’m thinking of all the ways I keep myself from getting a hangover or getting sick. Buuut you’re awesome- I’m awesome. Care to take this relationship a bit further?
OBBY. Yes, please.
I shall gather the roses necessary to shower you in, why don’t you go get ready before we consummate this relationship?
A breakdown of the coming of 2012.
oldfamiliarway:
11:57 pm
11:58 pm
11:59 pm
12:00 am
12:01 am
Anyone wanna talk? I can't play Skyrim and I'm...
Hmm, currently I’m thinking of all the ways I keep myself from getting a hangover or getting sick. Buuut you’re awesome- I’m awesome. Care to take this relationship a bit further?
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rayneethelwulf started following you
Hello there ;O
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I was going to wait a few minutes
… but screw it, I’m starting now!
CHEERS!
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To all the new followers
Welcome to the sexy club ;O
cptprocrastination replied to your post: My bathroom smells like a Chinese Resturaunt
o.O
penguinabominations replied to your post: My bathroom smells like a Chinese Resturaunt
mmmm can I come over?
antivan-milkshake replied to your post: My bathroom smells like a Chinese Resturaunt
wat
amandakitswell replied to your post: My bathroom smells like a Chinese Resturaunt
WUT!?
YEAH I...
Oh, and I feel like I need to make this point.
penguinabominations:
mediocrememory:
the-tevinter-fugitive:
If I don’t have a nickname for you, or call you “my” something, you need to talk to me more.
A lot more.
Sure, it means a lot if I call you by name, but I want to call you something special…
I loves my Tevie
Tevie you my BB and so are you Mediocre!
I REQUEST A GROUP HUG!
Oh, and I feel like I need to make this point.
the-tevinter-fugitive:
If I don’t have a nickname for you, or call you “my” something, you need to talk to me more.
A lot more.
Sure, it means a lot if I call you by name, but I want to call you something special…
I loves my Tevie
My bathroom smells like a Chinese Resturaunt
amandakitswell asked: (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ
December 2011
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Dragon Age: Come on, baby. It's been a while. Let's go for a quick tussle.
Me: Be quiet, I'm busy.
Assassin's Creed: Yeah, Dragon Age. Shut up. She's playing with me.
Call of Duty: Besides, she'll be playing me next.
Dragon Age: No one's talking to you Call of Duty. You don't even have character interactions like I do, what are you doing here?
Call of Duty: I have the ability to talk to *real* people. Can you do that? I didn't think so.
Skyrim: Guys, she can play me *forever*. How many of you can say that?
Batman: I'm new here. What's the big problem? She's already played me extensively.
Dragon Age: Shut up! All of you! She loves me and only me!
Wii: Can someone tell me what it's like to be played? I have three inches of dust on me. I just... I just want to remember what it feels like.
Sims: It feels great! Especially when she rubs those sliders left and right, or when she customizes a counter top. Ooh, yeah.
Homework: It's really dark in this bookbag.
HAPPY NEW YEAR GUIIISEEEE
AAA's Tipsy Tow
cracked:
Be advised, everyone! AAA is offering free rides and tows to those who have consumed too much alcohol to drive safely. “Tipsy Tow” is offered in select states courtesy of AAA between 6 p.m. on Saturday, Dec. 31, 2011 and 6 a.m. on Sunday, Jan. 1, 2012 and they will take you up to ten miles. After that, puke on the side of the road until your car starts talking to you.
Be safe and...
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Blood, Blood, Money, Money, Booze, Booze, Booze!:... →
confuzzeldmind:
weaselette-regeneration:
From 6pm-6am on New Year’s Eve/Day AAA will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE, member or not: 800-222-4357
that way your drunk self won’t end up being a drunk driving ass that ends up in the slammer
My followers please…
Tumblr, seriously?
Seriously? That gift card thing again?
A word to all those who plan to drink tonight
I am one of you. I plan to forget my name by midnight. However, I have a large problem with drunk driving.
My family used to own a wrecker service down south- A & A Towing. Every so often, they would get a call from a drunk driving incident. I used to go there after school and would wander through the lot. Some of the cars recovered from those incidences… you can’t unsee that.
I...
vaginal-erection:
Why can’t I get paid for being fat I’d be a millionaire
How about I get paid for my blood-alcohol level? I’d be fairly upper-class.